Just another reminder of the horror to come, people. (Hey, it’s my job.) Also, an apology to those of you who subscribe to site updates. I had to unpublish a bunch of stuff due to a tech SNAFU, so now as I publish it again, you’re probably getting notifications about, say, fresh posts from 2022. As they say in the news biz, we regret the error. We’ll try to take it slow.

And now? On with the fear!