“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”

I think ol’ Will was on to something with that line. And he didn’t even mean all of the truly scary things Halloween brings us.

Necco Wafers. Circus Peanuts. Boston Baked Beans. Or those weird wax things filled with sweet liquid.

No, “devil” should have been singular. And He’s not here yet.

But He’s about to wake up and start counting the days, so we might as well begin the counting first.

You know who I mean.

That rotten Kid.

The Boy.

And with Halloween over, his time approaches.

Black Friday cometh.

Spread the word.