Day 19: Clean-Up on Aisle Two

Mr LDBC (Michael Peck)
Bada Bing!: Your Fallen Ringmaster and the Offending Parties

Before I get to all the downfall and tragedy, I’d like to ask a favor. For whatever reason, most people aren’t able to post to the Facebook page, but a few of you can. And because the missus and I are both administrators, we can’t see the page like a regular viewer and thus can’t really troubleshoot. So if any of you are able to post to the page, could you do so and include a screenshot of where you see the option to post? It’ll help me show others how they might be able to do it.

Thanks in advance!

OK, enough about my problems. Let’s talk about me—and the fact that Mrs. LDBC and I both got zapped by Bing and Bowie this afternoon. Yes, all we wanted was a couple bunches of asparagus and a dozen or so Cosmic Crisp apples (a favorite of mine). But apparently, loving fresh-grown goodness was enough of a transgression for The Boy to decide we deserved to go.

Hey, it happens. Just as it’s now happened to more than 300 of you who’ve filled out the form, along with those of you who haven’t. (And if you haven’t, please do so we can properly memorialize you at the end of this Thing of Ours.)

Edgewater Produce
Growing pains: the local produce store that laid me and Mrs. LDBC low.

As I keep saying, ’tis a brutal game we play.

But it’s one that brings us together in our anxiety and suffering year after year and brings out the best in generous LDBCers such as Thom Downing, who has once again put together a new LDBC-safe Spotify playlist this year. Thom and others do this regularly, and you can find the results of their efforts on our LDBC-Safe Media List.

A week to go, people. If you’re still in it, look lively, be careful, and make those of us who’ve stopped running proud. (And check below for the latest batch of Elfies from some of us.)

Ever vigilant.

For Bill!

Feast of the Fallen: a Remembrance of The Boy’s Victims

  • Maï Non
  • Tristan Harter
  • Karen Perdion
  • Glenn Berkemeier
  • Julie Levin Schaeffer
  • Wren Austin
  • Anne Alpine-Princess
  • Krista Schnelle
  • Shelle A. Young
  • Joe Tuggle
  • Cathy D Thomas
  • Donald Hargraves
  • Riley Jess
  • Sophie Watson
  • Ellen Pattisall
  • Charles Pannunzio
  • Elizabeth Butcher
  • Rhedde Bachs
  • Madeline Hoppenstedt
  • Joanne Solliday
  • Janice CoreDunbar
  • Mindy Winn
  • Barb Johnson
  • A.Z. Madonna
  • Elliana Fenley
  • Samantha Diamond
  • MickieD
  • Jessica Leigh
  • Mr LDBC (Michael Peck)

Day 10: And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead

Pete Isaacson
Driven to tears: Pete Isaacson and his fallen family, in formation

Only 10 days in, and we’re 161 LDBCers down. My advanced math skills tell me that’s just over 16 a day, on average. Which is, as noted philosopher and Dethklok lead singer Nathan Explosion would say, brutal.

We’ve also gathered an impressive array of LDBC-elfies (or Elfies, when my typing fingers get lazy) to honor. They are our fallen compadres. And yet, amidst the pain of their defeat, they had the wherewithal to capture the moment in pixels and send it our way.

Some housekeeping things first, though. A reminder to please fill out the reporting form if you zig when you should’ve zagged, and please share your own Elfie via the Facebook page or by tagging us on Bluesky.

Also, two notes of caution. Stay away from episode 7 (“Ghosts”) of The Beast in Me as well as that misbegotten Etsy ad that’s making the rounds. Those two already have a lot of blood on their hands. (The former is included on our list of deadly media, which helps warn you off some of the rocks waiting just below the surface.)

And helpful LDBCer Claudia Ceva was noble enough to let us know about the “cute” video that took her out on Instagram. If you see the screenshot to the right, with doggos and a deer, do not click.

The Boy’s deadly enough on his own, people. Let’s not give him any assistance if we can help it.

Ever vigilant.

For Bill!

Directory of The Departed: a Remembrance of The Boy’s Victims

  • Laura Scandura Rea
  • Becky Cunningham
  • Gabrielle Bollaert
  • Morgen Hummel
  • Mark Lerner
  • Major Metals
  • Pete Isaacson
  • Charlotte Durkin
  • Aaron Griffin
  • Bootleg Xmas
  • Chel Garcia
  • David Polk
  • Erin Walker
  • Solange De Santis
  • Mandy Rose
  • Julie Denny Walsh
  • Wes Flinn
  • Evelyn Clark
  • Keith Lane
  • Rowan Ward
  • Susan Crane
  • Audrey Arby
  • Susan Beachy
  • Renae and Lou Jacob
  • David Ennio Minor
  • Kim Douglas
  • Meghan Beatrez
  • Tammey Reed
  • Dorothy Alger
  • Caitlin Phaiah
  • Gary Nesbit
  • Craig A. Bingham

Heeeere’s Drummy—and the First Fallen: Bill S.!

Little Drummer Boy peering through a broken door

My calendar, Gmail mailbox, texts, TV, radio, news, and all media in existence tell me it’s Black Friday. Something about a sale or two going on.

But that’s not important right now. What matters is, it’s time to once again take on that rotten Kid who insists that everything in life is better when accompanied by a rhythm—one banged out on a drum as loudly as possible. (Yes, I just used an em-dash. And no, that doesn’t mean AI wrote this. I did. Been using those things for years, and you’ll pry my preferred punctuation from my cold, dead hands.)

Let’s get this little bastard. Or, more accurately, let’s frustrate and evade him.

Do it in the name of 2025’s First Fallen, the unfortunate Bill S. We don’t know the circumstances of Bill’s demise, but he reported in at just shy of 9:21 am this morning.

So let’s dance: Bone up on the rules (bit.ly/LDBCrules). Fill out the form (bit.ly/ldbcform) if you’re done in to earn yourself a spot on the Wall at the end o’ the game.

Also, take an LDBC-elfie of yourself at the moment of your loss and add it to a comment on our Facebook page or via Bluesky (be sure to tag @littledrummerboychallenge.com there). And feel free to check out the gallery at the bottom of last year’s roundup for inspiration.

Also, also, review our list of deadly TV shows and movies (bit.ly/LDBCtoxic), but be aware that it is not the end-all-be-all. There’s a link there to an IMDb page that’ll give you much more.

OK, two more things. To make life a bit easier and more pleasant, take a look at our handy list of LDB-free media, which includes LDBC-safe online channels and a whole host of LDBC-er playlists. (As always, though, check those carefully before playing. Mistakes have been made, and people have perished in the past.)

Hold fast and keep a stiff upper lip, people. This year is your time.

For Bill!

Puh-Rum-Pum-Pum-Post-Game Results for 2024

Butch Cassidy's Newman and Redford
“For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble”: Butch Cassidy‘s Newman and Redford

This one starts with a gunfight where no one’s shot and ends with tears at a funeral for a clown. Ready?

In the opening scene of the classic Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Robert Redford‘s Sundance is on a winning streak playing cards, and one of the losers accuses him of cheating. It’s clear the aggrieved party is a gunfighter, and if Paul Newman‘s Butch Cassidy doesn’t calm things down, someone’s going to die.

“He’ll draw on you,” Butch tells Sundance. “He’s ready. You don’t know how fast he is.” When that doesn’t defuse the situation, Butch moves to Sundance’s other ear. “I’m over the hill, but it can happen to you,” he warns. “Every day, you get older. Now that’s a law.”

Indeed it is. And heading into this, our 15th year of This Thing of Ours, I was wondering if maybe I’d gotten too slow to play this game, given that last year I managed to hum myself out only a few hours into Day 1. It’s no unreasonable fear. Sooner or later, no matter how skilled or lucky you are, you’ll find yourself in a situation that’s too much for you. Just ask Butch and Sundance.

As it turned out, I was happy to be wrong. Both Mrs. LDBC and I won this year. So perhaps I’ve still got some hill left to climb.

That said, I did find myself in a situation I could no longer handle. Which explains the missing stats and graphs and why, if you filled out the reporting form, you may have noticed there are no longer any questions about which version took you out, where you were when it happened, etc.

I confess: it got too big for me. These past few years, it was taking me so long to clean up the answers and make the charts that it became a chore, and the whole point of this game is to bring some fun to a season that’s all too dark for too many folks. So I jettisoned the weight, and I apologize to anyone who’s disappointed at the missing numbers and visualizations.

Will they be back? You never know, since blasts from the past return to wreak havoc whenever you least expect them. This year, it was that 1988 clip of Grace Jones doing LDB on Pee-wee’s Playhouse. A good number of people got taken down by a clip of carolers intended to challenge perceptions of race, and even the long-in-the-tooth poison episode of The West Wing got at least one person.

John Kittredge
John Kittredge’s Death Squad

It’s humor. It’s pathos. Like John Kittredge‘s downfall at the hands of a band in clown makeup (see below). Is there any better combo of comedy and tragedy? I’m guessing it wasn’t one of John’s favorite moments.

When I was in college, I worked a summer job at Prudential Insurance. One afternoon, we were all sitting on the steps to our building, enjoying the sunny weather.

“Who’s this clown?” said one of my co-workers.

I looked up, and sure enough, there came a clown in full regalia and face paint, on his way to deliver balloons and such for someone’s birthday inside. We moved aside so he could head to the doors and get buzzed in.

On his return trip, ours backs were to him, so we didn’t know to clear a path. We didn’t even realize he was there until he tried to make his way down the hill next to us, tripped on his big clown shoes, and tumbled head over heels until he landed on the sidewalk and rolled to his feet. We all broke into applause at his pratfall skills.

“Fuck you!” he screamed at us, holding his elbow, his voice breaking.

We dropped into stunned silence as he walked away, prodding his arm with his other hand. We’d honestly thought he’d wiped out on purpose to put on a show.

After he’d made his way into the distance, the shuffling of his big clowny toes on concrete the only sound to mark his passing, we all busted up again. It was sad. It was painful. We felt bad for him. But there was no denying the hilarity of it.

And isn’t that the spirit of this game we play? It’s sadness, pain, poor timing, tears, and laughter—funny until it isn’t. And is again. Much like the classic episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show when Chuckles the clown has died, and Mary is offended by everyone using his death as an opportunity to mine jokes. Until the funeral, when everybody else is appropriately somber, but Mary fights to contain her guffaws during the eulogy. When told she should feel free to laugh because it would’ve made Chuckles happy, she bursts into tears.

That’s what we’ve been doing for 15 years now. We laugh at the misfortunes of others, cry for our own, and vice versa. Hell, even Fresh Air‘s Terry Gross got into the act this year, assuring listeners in the intro to a segment that LDB would not be played.

We’ve lost some friends. (For Fawn!) We gain new ones. (I still can’t believe we’ve been doing this long enough for people’s kids to now play as adults.)

And through it all, we’re pulled along by the magic ingredients of this effort: A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer down your pants.

The most important element, of course?

The knowledge that we’re all in this thing together.

In that spirit, if you’re left with anything extra after the holidays, please consider a gift to Americares, our usual good cause. It’s not required; just if you can do it and are of a mind to.

Americas logo with evil Boy

Either way, I wish you and yours the happiest Happy New Year, and I leave you with the words that started it all.

For Mike!

Puh-rum-pum-pum-pum, people.

The Quick and the Dead

Source: LDBC Analytics, Inc.

LDBC-Elfies: Tragedy and Triumph Captured

  • Vanessa Dawn Jenks
  • Terie Spencer
  • Susan Smith
  • Susan Campbell Beachy
  • Stephanie Jo Koorndyk
  • Solange De Santis
  • Sandy Schwarer
  • Robin Emery-Welcome
  • Riley Silverman
  • Randy Reiss
  • Nina Shengold
  • Nikki Smith
  • Nancy Mello
  • Muffy Marracco
  • Morgan Hummel
  • Molly Lenore Fischer
  • Michelle Masek
  • Michelle Boyette Draper
  • Melanie Glaysbrook Morris
  • Mary Fetherolf
  • Mary Arkless
  • Maïs Non
  • Laura Larsen
  • Laura Faith
  • Kristi Herr
  • Kim Wad
  • Kelsey Rubenking
  • Kathryn Braine
  • K Anne Del
  • Justin Dumlao
  • Joyce Dudley Hindman
  • Joni Arnld
  • Jon Gardner's Kid
  • Jon Gardner
  • John Kittredge
  • Joanne Solliday
  • Joan Marie Dauber
  • Jenn Wilson
  • Jen Swift
  • Jack Taylor
  • Holly Melton
  • Erin Hatfield
  • Emily Guinn
  • Elizabeth Walbridge
  • Elizabeth Denehie
  • Elias Hess
  • Donald Hargraves
  • Donald Dulchinos
  • Deb Med
  • David Percival
  • David Minor
  • Dave Draper
  • Dan Bonfield
  • Christina Hennessey
  • Cheyenne Shafto Brown
  • Charles Pannunzio
  • CB Medlin
  • Catherine Cunningham
  • Caroline Creel
  • Barbara Scharfenberg
  • Autumn Lee Sherwood
  • Audrey Arby
  • Ann Cornelison
  • Andrew Solovay
  • Heather Browning
  • Laura Karst
  • Kelly Eddy
  • John Newton
  • Stephanie Newman
  • Damon Osgood and Leila Thomas
  • Larry Hall
  • Judy O'Neill
  • David Fekete
  • Rowan Ward
  • Karl Blume
  • Lynne Rossi Horiuchi
  • Jen Noon Hess
  • Zilpha Frank
  • Claudia Ceva
  • Tracy Rhodes
  • Anne Alpine-Princess
  • Madeline Hoppenstedt
  • Jackie Wheeler
  • Liz Stabenow
  • Rick Doucette and Andria DeSimone
  • Mike Deck
  • Mike Stephens
  • Sarah Thomas
  • Craig Copeland
  • Susan Smith
  • Liz Finkelstein
  • Katie Hannah
  • Lillian Murphy
  • Janina Tayler
  • Mo Stewart
  • Kirsten Wilhelm
  • Amy Rebecca
  • Ross Weintraub
  • Janet Tingey
  • Michael Cronin
  • Josh Turiel
  • Eli Messinger
  • Ann Hudspeth
  • Jill Princehouse
  • Barbara Bueche Harkins
  • Kendra Hughes
  • Erin Blankenship
  • Elizabeth Baker
  • Mike Pound
  • Rebekah Williams Stewart
  • The Holderness Family
  • Audrey Arby
  • Shandi Anastasia Harshbarger
  • Mike Trapp
  • Kristi Cavanaugh
  • Anne Sussman
  • Shawnee Perry
  • Edva Kashi
  • Katherine Eppich Catlin
  • Caitlin Phaiah
  • Tammey Reed
  • Laura Watkins
  • Pete I.
  • Amanda Dlugiewicz Lee
  • Patrick Herlihy
  • Denyse Hart
  • Amy Rife Spence
  • Cathy Morrison
  • Kelsey Webb
  • Jennifer Palome Nassivera
  • Karen Henson
  • Cari Sandberg
  • Samantha Diamond
  • Mara Fitter
  • Diane Lee
  • Sheila Finnegan
  • Shauna Sinclair
  • Liz Finkelstein
  • Jennifer Blakeslee
  • Laurel and Holly Devious

LDBCer Tales from the Trenches

John Kittredge – L

Killed last week by an entire ensemble of clowns strolling around slaughtering people. Literally, red-nosed clowns.”

Carroll Wills – L

My audible groan got me momentary attention at the ordering kiosk.

K Anne Del – L

If only I hadn’t stopped to pee before I left, I could have gotten out before he sprung up from behind the cash register.

Lisa Burnand – L

Seriously, Lisa, seriously!?!?!? IG Arkkangel Drum Corp? Oh!!! Look!! They’re doing an LDB tribute. And you didn’t consider that they might do a drum tribute to LDB on their IG site? I deserve to lose.

Barbara Scharfenberg – W

…and the angels shone their light upon me and said, “Fear not, you got this, Barbara.”
The Book of Winners
Chapter 12, verse 26

The Victorious and the Vanquished: The LDBC Wall

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L., JenniferW
L., JeremyL
L., JoniL
L., KateW
L., KrisW
L., LaurenL
L., LisaL
L., Molly K.L
L., SabrinaL
L., StephanieL
L., ZedL
Landrum, SteveL
Lane, JustinW
Lang, MichaelL
Larkin, NancyL
Larsen, LauraL
Laughlin, RobertL
Lebowsky, BethL
LeClair, JoeL
Lee, AmandaL
Lee, Lori L.W
Leigh, StephenL
Lerner, MarkL
Leslie, MichaelW
Leveridge, BrettW
Levitan, StacyL
Lindner, KarlW
Lindsey, Amanda B.W
Lockwood, Rose H.L
Lumbago, ScottL
M., BarbW
M., BobbieL
M., Chris (Mac)L
M., CourtneyL
M., DarrenL
M., DebraL
M., DebraleeL
M., DJL
M., DrewL
M., ElianaL
M., FinchW
M., HayleaL
M., ImogeneL
M., JeffL
M., JenniferL
M., JimL
M., JohnL
M., Karina I.L
M., Kate W.L
M., KathleenL
M., KatyL
M., KillashandraL
M., KitL
M., LeoW
M., MegL
M., MelanieL
M., MiaL
M., MicheleL
M., MikeL
M., NancyL
M., NicoleW
M., RebeccaL
M., RossL
M., SaoirseW
M., ShelliL
M., StacyL
M., TinaW
M., TwilaL
M., W. F.L
M.S., DinaW
Madesclaire, MarineW
Mahon, JenyW
Mallon, KelleyL
Manguchei, KendyceL
Mansfield, LilyW
Manson, TychoW
Mara, JanisL
Marracco, MuffyL
Marshall, LauraW
Martin, Matthew QuinnW
Martinez, CJL
Maru, MariahL
Mc., AndyL
McDonald, StefL
McElligott, KevinL
McElroy, Jill E.L
McFadden, JohnL
McGrath, Katie A.W
McKinney, ShelleyW
McNally, Hugh Bootleg XmasL
McNeely, AlvinL
McNiel, PJL
McQueary, MichaelL
Meister, EverL
Melton, HollyW
Melton, MorganW
Melzer, KamL
Messinger, EliL
Milbrath, PhilipL
Miller, ClaireW
Miller, RussW
Milton, DeniseW
Moilanen, KristinW
Moon, HannahW
Moore, ErinL
Morigeau, Christopher JosephW
Mornacki, Megan AnneW
Morrison, CathyL
Morrison, Paul T.L
Murphy, Eric C.L
Murphy, Heather MurphyW
Musson, MichaelW
N., Amy R.L
N., AngieW
N., JustinW
N., MikeyW
N., OliviaL
N., RonL
N., StephanieL
N., VictoriaW
Nassivera, JennL
Nathan, DonW
Neilclan, StarryL
Nesbit, GarryL
Newton, John W.L
Nickels, BrendenL
Nickerson, CatherineL
Nixon, Jen L.L
Noon, FrancisW
Nordstrom, ElizabethW
Nordstrom, RonW
Norris, Eric H.L
Norton, JoL
O., CarolW
O., JukieL
O., Kris D.L
O., OllieW
O., RachelL
O., TatianaL
O’Leary, PatL
O’Neill, JudyL
O’Phelan, BetsyW
Olfers, CareyL
Olschanski, Stephen F.W
Olsen, KateW
Olson, Kara L.L
Olson, KhloeL
Olson, MinW
Ortiz-Kane, AngeliqueL
Osgood, DamonL
Ozenne, StephanieL
P., CamrynL
P., David A.L
P., DavidL
P., EddieL
P., EstherL
P., GaelW
P., HunterL
P., JacksonL
P., JanellL
P., JeniceL
P., JessieW
P., LaurenL
P., RayL
P., SKW
Pannunzio, CharlesL
Peck, Gayle WindrumL
Peck, Michael (Mr. LDBC)W
Pellissier, DeniseW
Peters, JamiL
Peters, Mike J.W
Peterson, CherylL
Peterson, Nancy D.L
Pez, JaneW
Phaiah, Caitlin A.L
Poblete, RexL
Polk, ChristopherW
Polk, MichelleL
Porter, Brett G.W
Pound, MichaelL
Pretz, JessicaL
Pride, NomyL
Princehouse, JillL
Prober, MelissaL
Queen, SnowL
Quimby, LisaW
R., AlecL
R., AmyW
R., ClaraL
R., DavidL
R., Doug E.L
R., JamieL
R., KhajhaW
R., KristenL
R., LauraW
R., MaryL
R., MercedeesL
R., MichaelaL
R., MichelleL
R., PatW
R., PhyllisW
R., ReubenW
R., RickW
R., SamanthaL
R., SteveL
R., SusanL
R., TammeyL
R. – M., SuzanneW
Ragan, GregL
Randle, NadineW
Ray, Sheri GranerL
Rebach, BobW
Rees, PatriciaW
Reiss, Randy B.L
Reznek, AbigailL
Reznek, KarenW
Rhodes, TracyL
Rice, Samantha J.W
Richards, AllenL
Riley, KathleenL
Rivera, Hector A.L
Robbins, PatrickL
Roberts, BobL
Robinson, Chris F.L
Ronald, BrianL
Rosen, PegL
Ross, AliciaL
Ruggiero, Megan MichelleW
Rutford, DougL
Rutford, SueL
Rykoff, AmandaL
S., Adam M.L
S., Alice F.W
S., AlttaraW
S., AlysonL
S., Amy J.L
S., AndyL
S., ArtL
S., BarbaraW
S., Becky A.L
S., ClareL
S., DanL
S., DannyW
S., Debbie C.L
S., DeeW
S., DenineL
S., DonL
S., ErinL
S., EthanW
S., EvelynW
S., JenniferL
S., JennyW
S., Jenny from The woodsL
S., JesseL
S., JessicaW
S., Joe P.L
S., JulieL
S., KelliW
S., KristaL
S., Lee AnnL
S., Mar E.W
S., Mary M.W
S., Mary JoL
S., Mike L.L
S., MoL
S., NealL
S., NikkiL
S., PaulineW
S., SandyL
S., ShawnaL
S., Suzaanne E.L
S., TerieL
S., TristanL
Sacchi, Christine ChaseL
Sailors, Kenneth M.W
Salvador, PhilL
Samons, KellyL
Samson, PhilW
Samuelson, MichaelW
Sandberg, CariL
Sandusky, SarahW
Santa Clara, FeL
Satre, William P.W
Scarberry, MelissaW
Scarlato, TracyL
Schaad, ElwoodL
Schaus, CandaceW
Schmidt, James PatrickL
Schneider, DebbieL
Schreur, Lynne E.L
Scott, ChrisL
Scott, Susan V.L
Sebrell, CherylW
Segall, MargaretL
Shaffer, ChandaL
Shengold, NinaL
Shepherd, Larry RW
Sherwood, AutumnW
Shook, Carol AnnL
Short, JeffW
Silverman, Riley J.W
Simon-Grech, MachelleW
Smith, JennyL
Smith, MaggieL
Smith, Susan S.L
Smith, SusanW
Snyder, Elizabeth L.W
Solliday, JoW
Solovay, AndrewL
Sorenson, GregL
Speers, MistyL
Spendelow, Howard R.W
Stabenow, LizL
Stanislav, BethW
Stephens, MikeL
Stevens, AndyL
Stickley, AileenL
Stirrat, PamelaW
Stogner, CeliaL
Stone, David R.W
Strawser, HeatherL
Strelitzer, Jonas MarkW
Sudell, DeniseL
Sullivan, JimL
Sussman, AnneL
Swan, William JamesW
T., CharliL
T., Chris CW
T., JoeL
T., LarabeeL
T., LauraL
T., MattW
T., NaomiL
T., NatalieL
T., OliviaL
T., StephanieW
Tappan, StaceyW
Taylor, Jack E.L
Tepper, MicheleW
Tetreault, Brian J.W
Thom, Craig S.L
Thom, Neil ChandlerL
Thomas, Cathy D.W
Thomas, LeilaL
Thomas, SarahL
Topher, ChrisL
Train, BrainW
Trapp, MikeL
Trobaugh, PhillipL
Tsuchiyama, DonW
Tucker, MelindaW
Turiel, JoshL
Underwood, LindaL
Unruh, LaramieW
V., AlejandraL
V., ChvenW
Van Oss, IlyssaL
Vandermark, BillL
VanMatre, JenniferL
Vant Leven, TonyL
Vassar, MattW
Vincent, TerryL
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W., DianeW
W., EmmaL
W., ErinL
W., JackieL
W., JenW
W., KarenL
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W., KimL
W., KimL
W., LizzyL
W., LynnL
W., MichelleW
W., MontyL
W., VincentL
Wacknov, StaceyL
Wahl, GretchenL
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Walker, Donna WesselL
Walker, Mary WesselL
Wall, Nancy L.L
Walsh, JulieL
Walsh, TomL
Ward, Jamie M.L
Ward, RobinL
Ward, RowanL
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Warren, AndreaW
Watkins, LauraL
Watts, Kelly LankauL
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Wedge, JulieW
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Wenk, SarahL
Whitestones, TheL
Whiting, JoeL
Willett, LindsayL
Williams, DamianW
Williams, SeanL
Williamson, Rebecca RusmiselL
Wills, CarrollL
Wilson, JenniferL
Winter, StacyW
Wise, Richard S.L
Wolfisch Cole, TerryW
Woods, JohnL
Woods, LynneL
Wrenn, LeslieL
Y., KiwiW
Y., Robert D.W
Yeshe, NgakmaL
Young, Shelle A.L
Z., MichaelL
Z., NicoleL
Zee, DianneL

Day -339: Breathe Easy

The Goonies
Sail of the Century: The Goonies and One-Eyed Willy’s Inferno

He’s gone for the 15th time. Those of us who made it value our good fortune, and those who didn’t look to next year, when it all begins anew.

Me, I’ve avenged the humiliating defeat of last year, when I died by my own hand on Day One by stupidly humming the dread tune to myself just hours into the Thing while poking around in the ‘fridge. Mrs. LDBC continued her winning ways, and I hope many of you have done the same. So this is the usual reminder: please share your victory LDBC-elfies as comments to a post on the Facebook page, post them on Bluesky and tag @littledrummerboychallenge.com, or post to Instagram and tag @ldbchallenge.

Also, please report in via the form (bit.ly/ldbcform) if you haven’t already so that I’ve got an accurate count for the final post.

And if you’re willing and able, please consider donating to Americares, the traditional charity of the LDBC. As always, it’s not a requirement, but you can donate here.

Once again, thank you so much for taking part in the annual mayhem. Happy Holidays, and best wishes for a Happy New Year to you and your friends and loved ones.

For Mike!

A little help, if you can: once again, we’re battling the darkness that is The Boy by trying to shed some light on the situation. So if you’re willing and able to help this year, Americares is who we’re giving to this year.

As I say every year, there’s no obligation. Everybody’s welcome in this Thing of Ours, whether you contribute or not. But if you can, Americares is a great organization.

Please donate here.

Day 14: Friday the 13th Edition

Friday the 13th's Jason Voorhees
Slay ride: Jason Voorhees

At the time of this typing, we’re just three shy of 300 down, folks, which means it really will be an unlucky day for the poor soul to hit that number on the reporting form. We’ve been averaging more than 20 takedowns a day, which means even Jason himself is but a dabbler when compared with the dreaded Boy.

Audrey Arby
Audrey Arby: still in!

Of course, the rotten kid’s had plenty of help from his quisling pals, as He usually does. The Black Doves folks are rookie villains this year, hiding the Johnny Cash version in the opening of the Netflix show’s episode four (“Go Bang Time”), which boasts a number of notches on its gun already despite our attempt to warn everyone via social media. (In fact, I’d avoid the trailer for that one, too. I had it muted because Mrs. LDBC and I are still in, but it looked suspicious as well.)

Another newbie that’s taken LDBCer Dana Hudson Kragick and others down is The Holderness Family‘s “Merry Perimenopause” video, which includes a fatal dose of LDB. Ditto a viral video called “When Your Parents Leave You in Charge of the Christmas Playlist” and its parody version. Meanwhile, a veteran of the scene, Grace Jones‘s now-classic tour de force on Pee-wee’s Playhouse, has always been problematic. But this year it’s reemerged with a vengeance for whatever reason, as you’ll see if you check out the LDBC-elfie gallery below.

The Holderness Family
The Holderness Family

No one’s coming to save us, people. We’re staring down the barrel of a drumstick at if-it’s-to-be-it’s-up-to-me time. Check our Facebook, Instagram, and Bluesky accounts for warnings, which depend on you guys for timeliness (and thank you to everyone who’s submitted). Peruse our list of toxic media and, even further, check the IMDb page we link to from there for a giant list of things to avoid.

And please, if you are taken from us before your time, do not post a video of the moment that includes the tune playing in the background. Just today I had to delete someone’s post for that very reason, and I was lucky I was quick with the mute button and saved myself.

Now, about those beloved LDBC-elfies (or Elfies, which is a lot easier to type and say). I’ve gotten a few questions about how to get them to us. Just attach them to a comment on one of our Facebook posts, or tag us on Instagram or Bluesky. Unfortunately, a recent yearly tradition is that I can’t tell you how to post directly to the Facebook page on your own, though several people have managed. It’s not obvious, as I’ve received more than one complaint about it, and I can’t find a setting to make it easier. Honestly, I just chalk it up to Zuck‘s enshittification of the platform.

Otherwise, remain ever-vigilant, and let’s be careful out there, people.

For Mike!

  • Heather Browning
  • Laura Karst
  • Kelly Eddy
  • John Newton
  • Stephanie Newman
  • Damon Osgood and Leila Thomas
  • Larry Hall
  • Judy O'Neill
  • David Fekete
  • Rowan Ward
  • Karl Blume
  • Lynne Rossi Horiuchi
  • Jen Noon Hess
  • Zilpha Frank
  • Claudia Ceva
  • Tracy Rhodes
  • Anne Alpine-Princess
  • Madeline Hoppenstedt
  • Jackie Wheeler
  • Liz Stabenow
  • Rick Doucette and Andria DeSimone
  • Mike Deck
  • Mike Stephens
  • Sarah Thomas
  • Craig Copeland
  • Susan Smith
  • Liz Finkelstein
  • Katie Hannah
  • Lillian Murphy
  • Janina Tayler
  • Mo Stewart
  • Kirsten Wilhelm
  • Amy Rebecca
  • Ross Weintraub
  • Janet Tingey
  • Michael Cronin
  • Josh Turiel
  • Eli Messinger
  • Ann Hudspeth
  • Jill Princehouse
  • Barbara Bueche Harkins
  • Kendra Hughes
  • Erin Blankenship
  • Elizabeth Baker
  • Mike Pound
  • Rebekah Williams Stewart

Day 4: Three Digits of Downfall

And just like that, we’ve hit 100 LDBCers down, folks. Scott G. was “lucky” enough to report in as the magic number.

It’s been fairly brutal thus far, I must say. We didn’t hit 100 until day five last year, so the pace of defeat is a little faster in 2024. For King and Country has claimed their share in theater previews around the country. Disney didn’t help. Folks continue to get ambushed in cars. It’s the usual cavalcade o’ mayhem.

So I thought I’d share some of the LDBC-elfies that folks have generously and hilariously shared already, just to keep you in the spirit of things.

I also figured I’d remind you to please fill out the reporting form should you encounter the wrong end of the sticks. (It’s just fun to have a record.) And by all means, should you meet with an ill end, please share you own elfie by commenting on the Facebook page or tagging us on Instagram or Bluesky.

And, hey—let’s be careful out there.

For Mike!

Feast of The Fallen: An LDBC Gallery o’ Victims

  • Mike Trapp
  • Kristi Cavanaugh
  • Anne Sussman
  • Shawnee Perry
  • Edva Kashi
  • Katherine Eppich Catlin
  • Caitlin Phaiah
  • Tammey Reed
  • Laura Watkins
  • Amanda Dlugiewicz Lee
  • Pete I.
  • Shandi Anastasia Harshbarger
  • Patrick Herlihy
  • Amy Rife Spence
  • Cathy Morrison
  • Denyse Hart
  • Jennifer Palome Nassivera
  • Kelsey Webb
  • Karen Henson
  • Cari Sandberg
  • Samantha Diamond
  • Mara Fitter
  • Diane Lee
  • Sheila Finnegan
  • Shauna Sinclair

Heeeere’s Drummy—and Our First Fallen!

Little Drummer Boy peering through a broken door

Here we go again, people. I mean, it’s like this kid shows up every year, isn’t it?

He does.

And this year, we stand strong.

Well, except for poor Mike M., who is our First Fallen this year. (He reported in at a little after 7 am. Ouch. Did he have a Boy alarm clock or something?) And you know what that means. We play for Mike in 2024.

You also know the drill: Bone up on the rules (bit.ly/LDBCrules). Fill out the newly simplified form (bit.ly/ldbcform) if you’re done in to earn yourself a spot on the Wall at the end o’ the game.

Also, take an LDBC-elfie of yourself at the moment of your loss and add it to a comment on our Facebook page or via Bluesky (be sure to tag @littledrummerboychallenge.com there). And feel free to check out the gallery at the bottom of last year’s roundup for inspiration.

Thought we were finished? Almost. To quote noted philosopher Frank Columbo (yes, it’s Frank), just one more thing. Go over our list of deadly TV shows and movies (bit.ly/LDBCtoxic), but be aware that it is not exhaustive. There’s a link there to an IMDb page that’ll give you much more.

OK, two more things. To make life a bit easier and more pleasant, take a look at our handy list of LDB-free media, which includes the new AccuRadio channels and a whole host of LDBC-er playlists.

Stand strong and stay frosty, folks. We got this.

For Mike!

Day -1: Radio Is a Sound Salvation

Everybody plays this Thing of Ours differently (within the confines of the rules, of course). Some eschew helmets and pads to take their chances without any precautions at all. Others don earbuds and listen only to carefully culled playlists. Both are viable options, but this one’s for those of you in the latter group.

Our new friends at AccuRadio have created not one, not five, but seven—count ’em, seven!—online radio channels where you won’t hear the Boy anywhere. So if you’re looking to play with your seatbelt fastened (again, nothing wrong with that!), take a look at their LDB-free offerings.

(Also note another opportunity to do some good if you’re of the mind. See their Season of Sharing page to vote for the charities that’ll receive a piece of their $25,000 pot. And, of course, you can always send something to Americares, which is our charity of choice again this year.)

I’m also adding that to our LDBC-safe media page, which includes links to a heapin’ helpin’ of hospitable playlists created by generous LDBCers.

And while you’re at it, peruse our list of deadly movies and TV so you know what to avoid once the game starts on Black Friday. (Please note, though: as that page says, it’s not even close to being a comprehensive list. But you’ll find a link there to an IMDb page that’s far more thorough.)

“There Are Piles of Rocks Outside of Our Tent.”

Just another reminder of the horror to come, people. (Hey, it’s my job.) Also, an apology to those of you who subscribe to site updates. I had to unpublish a bunch of stuff due to a tech SNAFU, so now as I publish it again, you’re probably getting notifications about, say, fresh posts from 2022. As they say in the news biz, we regret the error. We’ll try to take it slow.

And now? On with the fear!