This one’s responsible for many a death in the LDBC (and people often seem confused about whether it counts or not—it does), but if I had to pick my all-time favorite version, I think this edges out even the Bing-Bowie version.
Little Drummer Boy Versions
Little Drummer Boy Versions: The Silvertones
A nice reggae version; if you’ve gotta get taken out, there are worse ways to go, certainly.